What do you call Santa when he doesn't move?

Santa Pause!  

by Ethan

If there is an electric train going 100 miles per hour, and the wind is going 100 miles per hour, how much smoke is coming out of the train?

None - because an electric train doesn't have smoke!

by Reece

Will you remember me in a day?

Yes

Will you remember me in a week?

Yes

Will you remember me in a month ?

Yes

Knock Knock

Whose there?

Forgotten me already?

By Connor